Volunteering Is For Suckers

The Zags return today to the Milk House (worst name ever?) to take on the Tennessee Volunteers in the championship game of the Old Spice Classic. The two teams will meet again January 7th when they battle it out in Knoxville.

The Volunteers are tall, quick, athletic and very well coached, plus they are returning several of the players who routed the Zags in last year's Battle in Seattle. Look for today's game to be a fast paced offensive battle. The Zags are going to have to limit transition buckets and get a rebounding edge on both ends of the court if there are to emerge victorious.

Here is a Zags drinking game that a brilliant reader brought to my attention.

You drink when announcers mention:

John Stockton, Jud Heathcoat, Adam Morrison, Final Four, tough out of conference schedule, Marcy Few, drug possession, Billy Grier...

And for games on FSN: Ehlo's playing days at WSU, guys Ehlo played with, Jordan scoring on Ehlo, State of Texas, how good WSU is this year...

NOTE: If you are particularly fond of drinking or have nowhere that you need to drive, you can try taking a drink every time Ehlo says something like 'Blot Shockers' or 'sos then I's tells em...'. Like I said, if you choose to incorporate all of Ehlo's dimwitted comments, 1.) plan on barfing, 2.) make sure you have a designated driver, and 3.) don't plan on watching the second half.

Go Zags